Monday 29 September 2008

China milk products

i really condemn those business man who have totally no ethics at all. u can cut cost on certain things but not by putting poisonous substances into food. Especially milk powder.

China can spend their money putting up a good show in e olympic but they cant even check their food products properly. poison dumpling, toys and milk powder? wats next?

Jloo ask how e f did arsenal lose to hull....

Sorry guys this week eboue show is taken out of e telecast. pls come back for epi 4 eboue show. Instead we are showing the hull city show.

Well arsenal lose to hull, at 1st it seem like ermm wtf result but if u did watch the match hull is harder to break down then u think.

1st reason, arsenal passing was shit tat day, as shit as jloo doing a pole dance in front of u.

2nd reason, hull score from 40 yards when almunia was nt at fault. wat can u do when some1 score from 40 yard and ur keeper is nt at fault?

3rd reason, arsenal cant defend from set piece. our centre back are like dwarf. how many time we concede from set piece and yet nothing is being done.

4th reason, van persie had an offday, he shooting was absolute rubbish.

last reason, i tot tat e substitution came in too late...when arsenal was 1-0 up i tot wenger should have introduce song in for eboue who went missing again in e 2nd half. at e moment denilson and fabregas is doing fine, we have 2 midfield tat can create chances, BUT cant really defend very well. in a system like tis, u need to outscore ur opponent. bolton and blackburn had their chance but all missed. arsenal won. but this game hull took their chance and won.

Saturday 27 September 2008

BPL 270908 round up

Just watch finish liverpool vs everton. dragging 1st half not much chance for both side. All of a sudden killer torres came in with a goal. liverpool grew in confident and came e 2nd goal again from torres. liverpool sit back retain possesion and play out the time.

Man u jus won bolton a.......

the above post is being interupted.

Hull won arsenal 2-1

hull is more difficult to break down than arsenal...

Tuesday 23 September 2008

Eboue show episode 3

Welcome to e eboue show epi 3, arsenal thrash bolton 3-1 with another superb eboue show.

Breaking e 3 year outstanding record eboue scored the 1st goal to bring us level with bolton. His 1st goal in e premier league for tis century.

eboue looks really gd in e 1st half, u could see him left right centre, defending and attacking on e wings. his pass were incisive and his runs were dangerous.

who say i am critical of eboue, i m his greatest fan. really if i have more money i wld get his jersey.

enough of e praising, now onto e 2nd half, eboue went missing! he couldnt be seen on e pitch. wenger wanted to subsitute him but couldnt find him until 70min.

rh suggested tat eboue took off his pants and hide in the tunnel. i tot tat was a very ridiculous statement until jh came.

jh: hey fabregas look jaded

jh: hey fabregas look tired

all of us : he go euro tired la

jh: fabregas gt family problem

all of us : y?

jh: he look sad

ridiculously ridiculous jh seem every inch e guy with family problem rather den fabregas.

Tuesday 16 September 2008

Post on my blog about other blog

Jh, another password lock post. some day i m gonna hack in... haha following edwin van der siew mai, we now have jh travel to outer space milky way to eat dinner, this one-ta interesting old fren of mine...

CW, haven update yet

Rh, status: missing. hmmm this guys seems to disappear, mayb my timing online was a bit nt normal. but normally i could see him on msn on afternoon. couldnt find him in msn, blog and comment box... some 1 pls go his place and check.

Jloo,this guy must be busy with his sch work not much post update, seems to me this guys is either a animal loving guy or an outer space alien who can communicate with pigs. he is able to get a pig to buy him cream and powder for his leg... that is so awesome to me!

*whew 4 post in 1 day* quite fun actually able to blog wat i wanted to.

Sentosa thingy

Hey guys i am planning a sentosa outing, currently i have loo and jh expressing interest. i wld like to no if u guys interested anot.

As requested by jh i research the luge thingy, its on from 10am-9.30, seen e brochure seems fun.

i have not set a confirm date but its probably a saturday morning.

1st we can avoid e mass amount of ppl in the afternoon
2nd and most importantly we want to avoid the afternoon sun

Probably we will be going for the luge, den we will head to e sand for some beach volley ball, frisby and mayb soccer depending on whether we have ladies joining us anot. If u guys dun mind we can still have our same old usual ancient prehistorice stone age games like charade, mafia, card games and taboo.

i hope we can gather more ppl this time round, i personaly wont mind if u guys gt any stuning beatiful ladies to bring along it wld be more fun. jh u can unleash ur legion of undead and orc if u wan to...haha... jus jus joking...

Pls i need ur earnest reply and response soon, appreciated.
urs sincerely
orochimaru-sama.

Star walls, battle of the ice cream cone

watch quite alot movie pass few days but no time to blog. Special mention to this cartoon movie i watch last week;

this is e first time i watch star war, nv watch a real star wars yet. i find it quite interesting their battle and jedi fight. i didnt no jedi knight so gay, 1 knight can own 1 squad of troop. i found a very nice screen shot below featuring the greatest battle in the movie, i believe many of u will find it interesting.




*i really did watch e movie*

Its e Eboue show episode 2!

Sorry guys yesterday suppose to be the eboue show, but it seem every monday i have difficulty blogging due to the heavy snow storm in singapore.

Last week arsenal thrash dash smash Blackburn rollover 4-0. With eboue having a hand, leg, arm and head in each of the goal. Another superb performance from Arsenal icon. i really think we need to consider giving e armband to this guy. Immense influence and great leadership.

A powerful surging run into the penalty box left blackburn defence panicking, as the defender close eboue down he fall and rollover for at least 30km, earning a penalty in the process.

Else where it was reported tat:

The enigma that is Emmanuel Eboue once again demonstrated all facets of his complex personality. I noted elsewhere that he moved effortlessly from right to left flank, and demonstrated a versatility I suspect most would have considered beyond him. He produced one of his best performances in an Arsenal shirt, but made the most of a Warnock challenge with just over ten minutes remaining and once again divided opinion about his value. In fairness I screamed for the penalty in real time, so it was a difficult call for the officials. Slow motion replays left many puzzled by the need for a stretcher to haul the Ivorian away.



I just hav this feeling that eboue might be the one to win us the league.

special praise to van persie for not being injured while shooting, adebayor for scoring hat-trick, and walcott superb wing play.

Wednesday 10 September 2008

General thoughts

Just read finish cw blog, as usual only 1 update haha, anyway when i read thru i tot how come cw gt so much time to write such a long post, he always so lazy to blog and how come his English suddenly become so fluent. Towards e middle of e post i tot he quoted from some soccer webby and added his own words...as i read more i was expecting at least a bit of his own words and feeling...den comes - comments by Chris Murphy..zzz

sianz 0.5 lazy bum...bluff me read finish...

was at sentosa last wkend, i see ppl playing beach volley ball, soccer frisby... i feel like playing too...wanna jio u guys go but i guess e reply will be:

cw: i m nt a bitch, i mean i am nt a beach person

irving: got project school work

aaron: i scare of sun, i will turn black, but i wan to be white, i m michael jackson

JLoo: haha great..long time nv go sentosa too..play frisbee, can see guys also... yeha i love guys, musculine...all those abs...cool

Ronghua: Got food anot? got food i go... i m kisame, no food goes....(refer to narutopost)

Jinhao: not sure duno got work anot. (den last min he will have something to do or lazy or tired den cannot come)


*the above post is purely frictional. even e names use are randomly thought of. If it resemble some 1 in real life, it is purely coincidence, simplelife17.com shall bare no responsibility to whoever whenever watever*

Tuesday 2 September 2008

Wat wenger said since may

This guy as far as summerising wat wenger said since May...indeed wenger is very very dishonest tis summer...


Here’s what our manager has fed us since May.


These aren’t exact quotes but it gives you the gist of what he has said.


1. We lacked something at the back from high balls at set pieces, I will rectify that.


You haven’t.


2. I won’t be signing a centre back, you can print that.


You have.


3. The most important thing is to keep this squad together, no-one else is leaving, no-one


They have.


4. If I buy in new players it will kill the young players.


Silvestre / Senderos killed…


5. I will sign 2 to 3 players, the fans won’t be disappointed.


They are.


6. I will sign a Flamini replacement before the second leg against Twente.


You haven’t.


7. I surprised you all by signing Silvestre.


You sure did Arsene.


8. We are good enough to win the ECL and the EPL.


You are kidding, right?

Teacher's day

Holy eboue!, i didnt no shika loved betty sec so much. I didnt went back betty sec, i think onli shika went back...cos gt a girl jio him to go back...

yeah miss those sec days, badminton days, bball days, soccer days and snooker days... so cool...

and those days tat i sit behind shika... horrible days... everyday he will tell u how my class girls look like lord of the ring's orc and undead... den he will comment tat navinesh look like ironman which i gt absolute no idea where tat came from...den he will go on and laugh at every single thing he see...guess wats e nx thing? e teacher change my seat...but tat wasnt the end... he gt pair up with aaron.... worst man...jinhao+aaron=laughing+joke basically jinhao will be laughin himself out and aaron will b the joke jinhao is laughing at...

aaron if u r reading this no offence ok? cos til tis days most of us still laugh at u, for some reason. kinda hard to explain.

think of it back now kinda feel emo(cw pls dun put elmo in e comment box, there is no link)...

Arrived!!!


Yeah finally after 2 months of waiting, yufi vincent and red 13 have arrive!! so happy. For full collection of ff7 set u can view it at my place, admission $2 per person, including 1 gls of plain water and unlimiited usage of xbox and a mini library.

Please make reservation as limited seat is available

Monday 1 September 2008

Eboue Weekly Round Up!

Welcome to the eboue weekly round up show! This week arsenal demolition of newcastle is only made possible by this 2 man, mr wenger who show incredible vision and courage to put another man, Emmuel eboue in the team.

Eboue was incredible, he did nt fall down and roll like hotdog, he did hit the signboard. He defended like a lion clearing every single cross into the defence, in midfield he simply outrun outpace and outwitted nicky butt. the way he play make jus reminded me of former arsenal legend dennis bergkamp. cesc was simply overshadow by this guy from ivory coastal whom i believe will lead them to world cup 2010 victory. watchout brazil and spain, eboue is here!

A superb side rule pass to adeybayor and a great run into the box followed by a breath taking back heel to denilson. This guy is at the pinnacle of his game...

From soccernet.com:

Emmanuel Eboue had one of his best games for the Gunners, the much-maligned Ivory Coast man having set up Van Persie for his second just before half-time with an intelligent backheel following a surging run into the Newcastle penalty box.

From Sam's times:

If he carry on playing like this, arsenal would have a 30 point lead b4 christmas!*



Disclaimer* arsenal will nt have 30 points lead b4 christmas, neither eboue would play as gd as today.


As promise to rh and jloo, i am off to emirate to chew off their sign board. Oh yes i m getting arsenal away jersey with eboue name on the back! i m getting his autography too!